像毛主席一样教导我们：最佳编程语录出炉
毛主席语录，相信很多年龄稍大一些的朋友都看过吧？我们伟大的领导谆谆教导我们，如何工作、生活和学习，今天网小编有幸在coolshell.cn看到了类似主席语录的外文翻译稿，大家一起学习吧~以下为原文：
以前本站发布过《22条经典的编程引言》、《编程引言补充》还有《Linus Torvalds 语录》。今天向大家介绍“最佳编程语录”，条条都是很不错的语录，如同我们的太阳，照亮了我们的方向（所以我们选用了一个红色的图片，希望能够通过五毛们的网络审查）。其中只有一两条在以前本站发布过的文章中出现过。这篇文章的出处在这里，下面是“Neo”和“陈皓”的翻译，我们的翻译水平有限，所以，我们提供了中英文对照，有不当之处，还请各位指正。
A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. — Doug Linder, systems administrator
好的程序员这样一类人，这类人在横穿一条单行道前都要先看一下路两边。– Doug Linder, 系统管理员
A most important, but also most elusive, aspect of any tool is its influence on the habits of those who train themselves in its use. If the tool is a programming language this influence is, whether we like it or not, an influence on our thinking habits. — Edsger Dijkstra, computer scientist
关于工具，一个最重要的，也是最不易察觉的方面是，工具对使用此工具的人的习惯的潜移默化的影响。如果这个工具是一门程序语言，不管我们是否喜欢它，它都会影响我们的思维惯式。 –Edsger Dijkstra, 计算机科学家，著名的“程序=数据结构+算法”的提出者。
Being abstract is something profoundly different from being vague… The purpose of abstraction is not to be vague, but to create a new semantic level in which one can be absolutely precise. — Edsger Dijkstra
抽象和模糊完全地不同，抽象的目的并不是把事情变模糊，而去创建一个新的语义层，在那里是绝对精确的描述。 — Edsger Dijkstra
Besides a mathematical inclination, an exceptionally good mastery of one’s native tongue is the most vital asset of a competent programmer. — Edsger Dijkstra
除了数学爱好，对于一个有能力的程序员来说，出色地掌握自己的母语是最宝贵的财富。– Edsger Dijkstra
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. — Bjarne Stroustrup, developer of the C++ programming language
C很容易使你搬起石头砸自己的脚，而C++把这事变得更难，但是如果一定要这么做，那么你的整条腿都会被炸飞 -Bjarne Stroustrup, C++语言的发明者
Commentary: most debugging problems are fixed easily; identifying the location of the problem is hard. — unknown
修复bug很容易，但是定位bug却很困难 – 匿名
Considering the current sad state of our computer programs, software development is clearly still a black art, and cannot yet be called an engineering discipline. — Bill Clinton, former President of the United States
看看当前计算机程序糟糕的事态，软件开发明显一直是一门妖术，其仍然不能被称为一个工程学。 –比尔.克林顿 美国前总统
For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless, and then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. — Bill Bryson, author, from Notes from a Big Country
长期以来，有个事一直困扰着我，那就是越是昂贵的，越是前沿的，就越可能是没用的。然后，困扰我的另一个事是，计算机是一个死的机器，却可以不可思议地去完成那些巧妙的事情，而计算机程序员是那么聪明人却在做着不可思议的愚蠢的事情，简而言之，他们真是天生的一对。– Bill Bryson旅游文学作家 Big Country中的笔记
Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow (e.g., given a large enough beta-tester and co-developer base, almost every problem will be characterized quickly and the fix obvious to someone). — Eric S. Raymond, programmer and advocate of open source software, from The Cathedral and the Bazaar
只要给于足够的重视，所有的bug浮现出来(比如：只要给于足够多的beta测试者和开发人员一起工作，那么，几所所有的问题都会很快的出现，而修正也会是显而易见的）
Good code is its own best documentation. As you’re about to add a comment, ask yourself, ‘How can I improve the code so that this comment isn’t needed?’ Improve the code and then document it to make it even clearer. — Steve McConnell, software engineer and author, from Code Complete
好的代码是因为它拥有最好的文档。当你打算加注释的时候，问问自己‘我如何才能把我的代码改善到不需增加注释？’重构自己的代码，然后使文档让其更清楚。 — Steve McConnell《代码大全》的作者
Hey! It compiles! Ship it! — unknown
嘿，编译通过了！出货！–匿名
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