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新手该学哪门编程语言?看老手的回答

栏目:综合技术时间:2014-02-28 16:05:14
在某个论坛上看到有人在问——“Which programming language should I learn first?”,看到了下面的这个回答,有点意思。

Depends.

To program in an expressive and powerful language: Python
To get a website up quickly: PHP
To mingle with programmers who call themselves “rockstars”: Ruby.
To really learn to program: C.
To achieve enlightenment: Scheme.
To feel depressed: SQL
To drop a chromosome: Microsoft Visual Basic
To get a guaranteed, mediocre, but well paying job writing financial applications in a cubicle under fluorescent lights: Java.
To do the same thing with certifications and letters after your name: C#
To achieve a magical sense of childlike wonder that you have a hard time differentiating from megalomania: Objective C
I could go on… but I’m not feeling hateful enough today.

翻译如下:

看你的需要了。

如果你想找一门表达力和功能都很强的语言:Python
如果你想更快速地开发WEB程序:PHP
如果你想和那些“摇滚明星”的程序员为伍:Ruby
如果你想学真正的编程:C
如果你想顿入空门的话:Scheme
如果你想压抑的话:SQL
如果你想基因突变成为非人类的话:Microsoft Visual Basic
如果你想要得到一个有保证的,但普普通通的,收入还不错的,在一间小卧室的荧光灯下写一些金融应用的工作:Java
如果你想在你的名字后放上一些认证和证书:C#
如果你想得到一些很像在自大狂和孩子气区分的那种魔幻般的感觉:Objective C
我还可以再写去,因为今天我还没有感到很恶心。

跟着这个思路,我也补充几条吧,

如果你想寻找在被虐中被大众称道的感觉:C++
如果你想整天都在说Fxxk的脏话:JavaScript 
如果你想成为无所不能的BS一切的神:汇编
如果你想成为一个你春哥或犀利哥一样真正的男人:Brainfuck
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